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Mon May 16, 2011 11:41 am

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You might be a redneck if ...

Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

The Salvation Army refuses your mattress.

You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Your father walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Your house has no curtains but your truck does.

You have started a petition to the national anthem into "Georgia On My Mind".

You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made ​​it in prison.

You are fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)



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